Drunken Sailor for PDX game

[YeovilTowner]

I'll be in Portland, but here's one I've been thinking we should try at the HnH. This may have been worked up before, not sure, but haven't heard at the stadium.

Seems like as the Armada, drunken sailors are up our alley.

DRUNKEN SAILOR.

What shall we do with the Portland Timbers
What shall we do with the Portland Timbers
What shall we do with the Portland Timbers
Throw em in the river (alternative suggestions?)

Hoo-ray and Up the Sounders
Hoo-ray and Up the Sounders
Hoo-ray and Up the Sounders
Champions of Cascadia

Need a verse for the Whitecaps too.

What shall we do with the lowly (or other derogatory two syllable adjective) Whitecaps etc.

[obi_fun_kenobi]

awesome, i suggested this a while ago but i did drunken sounder. needless to say i like your version better.

might i suggest throw em in the sound?

cause fuck their river

[YeovilTowner]

This you tube version conveys the right spirit, though a little too fast for my taste. This could also be one where you accellerate and repeat.


My thinking was that drowning them in their own river is fitting.

Ideally you need a two syllable word for singability, but maybe options would be:

"Throw them (or drown them or sink them) in the ocean."

As for the Whitecaps verse....

Could be the same or

"Poison their poutine, eh"

[jcverhalen]

This you tube version conveys the right spirit, though a little too fast for my taste. This could also be one where you accellerate and repeat.


My thinking was that drowning them in their own river is fitting.

Ideally you need a two syllable word for singability, but maybe options would be:

"Throw them (or drown them or sink them) in the ocean."

As for the Whitecaps verse....

Could be the same or

"Poison their poutine, eh"

Love the poutine idea!!!

[YeovilTowner]

Incorporating the above, full words would be:

What shall we do with the Portland Timbers (three times)
Throw them in the ocean

Hoo-ray and Up the Sounders (three times)
Champions of Cascadia (or since we don't presently have the Cup "Rulers of Cascadia")

What shall we do with the lowly Whitecaps (three times)
Poison their putine, eh.

Other team verses:

What shall we do with Dallas FC (three times)
Drown em in an oil spill

What shall we do with the LA Galaxy (three times)
Drown em in a hot tub